In no particular order...
1. wayan's Coconut & juice bar
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I go to sleep weeping tears of gratitude for this woman. Mother of five, Wayan works from dawn til dusk, tirelessly making green juices for a bunch of tourists and expats. I hope they are all as grateful as I. Every morning, I get a 1.5L organic green juice with aloe vera and lime - for $9. We all have wheatgrass shots - little Orly can't get enough of them! Sometimes I go back for a dinner juice as well. I'm a gonna miss her! Get ye there if you find yourself in Ubud. She's on Jl. Penestanan, about 100m before Alchemy.
2. the people
People maketh place, right? So true. In the two short months that we've been here, we've met some really wonderful people. Balinese and expats alike.
3. the raw cafes
Clear Cafe. Soma. Alchemy. Anna's delicious raw chocolate cake at Yellow Flower Cafe. I am grateful for them all, except for one, and I'm gonna name and shame here: Kafe.
Kafe is a funky looking place associated with the hugely popular Yoga Barn, or the 'Yoga Deathstar' as Dames like to call it, owing to its mammoth size and apparent need to dominate the town. I've had not one, but two, of the worst meals of my life there - the last being the first meal I've ever sent back to the kitchen, a 'Ginger Miso stir not-fry'. Sounded good. Problem was it came out with stinking big black olives (which have no place being in a stir fry!), and completely devoid of anything tasting like ginger or miso, but seriously tasting like cleaning fluid. Like, I really thought someone had accidentally knocked a bottle of Windex into it. Plus, the staff were beyond rude, and they still made us pay for it. Crossed off the cafe tour list right then and there.
Kafe is a funky looking place associated with the hugely popular Yoga Barn, or the 'Yoga Deathstar' as Dames like to call it, owing to its mammoth size and apparent need to dominate the town. I've had not one, but two, of the worst meals of my life there - the last being the first meal I've ever sent back to the kitchen, a 'Ginger Miso stir not-fry'. Sounded good. Problem was it came out with stinking big black olives (which have no place being in a stir fry!), and completely devoid of anything tasting like ginger or miso, but seriously tasting like cleaning fluid. Like, I really thought someone had accidentally knocked a bottle of Windex into it. Plus, the staff were beyond rude, and they still made us pay for it. Crossed off the cafe tour list right then and there.
4. the scooters
Seriously, what a fun way to get around! We were offered an incredibly cool car (from an incredibly cool woman - thanks Pamela) as a loaner for our stay here - and we never took it up. For short trips at least, cars are freakin impractical here in Bali! The roads are just not built for them in addition to the thousands of scooters on the roads, plus people here have learnt to drive from the movies. Too much unnecessary wriggling of the steering wheel.
It's chaotic here, but it seems to work. There's potholes. There's no speed limits. You have to be aware and responsible. Many westerners argue about the safety, but to be honest, I personally, feel a heck of a lot safer here scuttling about on a scooter (as a passenger - I can't even ride a pushbike!), than I do in Brisbane traffic - HINT: the red lights mean STOP DRIVING.
It's chaotic here, but it seems to work. There's potholes. There's no speed limits. You have to be aware and responsible. Many westerners argue about the safety, but to be honest, I personally, feel a heck of a lot safer here scuttling about on a scooter (as a passenger - I can't even ride a pushbike!), than I do in Brisbane traffic - HINT: the red lights mean STOP DRIVING.
5. the Penestanan organic market
All of this (and more) for under $15? Enough said.
6. Coconut deliveries
Every morning, Nyoman delivers us 2-3 fresh coconuts, with the tops shaved off already to make it easier to hack into. They cost 10000Rp each - about $1. Why don't we have such a service in Australia? There's a business idea for someone!
NB: Bali coconuts are NOT hard to open! We'll teach you if you come on retreat with us :)
NB: Bali coconuts are NOT hard to open! We'll teach you if you come on retreat with us :)
7. the culture
This morning at breakfast, Willow said to me, 'This country is part of me'. And I nearly wept. I feel it, too. It's rare for a place to have such a massive tourism industry, and its culture remain intact. Offerings are part of everyday life. The Balinese brand of spirituality is present everywhere. Waitresses in cafes will put on their sarong and sash, and take a bunch of offerings to the cafe's shrine, and gracefully offer their blessings. I love hearing the music playing in nearby temples until really late at night. Festivals and ceremonies take place ALL the time. I've lost count of how many public holidays we've had since we got here!
I've been visiting Bali since 1999. That's fourteen years! Over those fourteen years, I've grown to feel more at home and closer to the culture than what I am in Australia. Even the police are nice here! And yes, of course they're corrupt, but at least it's common knowledge that they are! *Huge rant about Aussie police deleted*
I've been visiting Bali since 1999. That's fourteen years! Over those fourteen years, I've grown to feel more at home and closer to the culture than what I am in Australia. Even the police are nice here! And yes, of course they're corrupt, but at least it's common knowledge that they are! *Huge rant about Aussie police deleted*
8. Our outdoor bathroom
Just because it's nice to shower under the stars, and look at the pretty flowers growing out of the walls.
9. The Frequent massages
I'm such a sucker for a good massage. I could happily receive two a day, every day of my life, and never get bored.
Many of the spas here are cheap enough to do that. Hence, I never want to leave.
And, yes, those are my huge clompers. It's very brave of me to put that photo up, as I'm very sensitive about my size 10 hoofs - but you had to see how rad those big flower baths are!
NB: Not taking any of you retreaters to our favourite cheapies (unless you ask nicely after retreat has ended). You guys are getting spoilt to the max.
Many of the spas here are cheap enough to do that. Hence, I never want to leave.
And, yes, those are my huge clompers. It's very brave of me to put that photo up, as I'm very sensitive about my size 10 hoofs - but you had to see how rad those big flower baths are!
NB: Not taking any of you retreaters to our favourite cheapies (unless you ask nicely after retreat has ended). You guys are getting spoilt to the max.
10. Our Pembantus
I am going to miss these ladies the MOST! We have two beautiful women that look after our precious children - Kadek for a few hours in the morning, and Made for a few hours in the afternoon. They are brilliant. We don't have much support in Australia in regards to childminding, and as any parent knows, having some time off is the key to sanity. It indeed, takes a village to raise a child. Willow and Orly love them, and so do we.











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